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If you have been gone for so long coming home is not always easy.
I have lived like a Nomad.
I felt like a Nomad.
I was a Nomad.
For the last 12 years I have been more traveling than at home.
I lived in many places and worked many jobs.
Very often money was tight and I had to overcome all sorts of challenges. New home, new job, new language.
The excitement and adventure spoils the soul , fills your heart gives you freedom and then you find yourself again in your hometown, without a job and with very little money and surrounded by people that were living in their routine all their lives and it seems nothing has changed there.
They speak your language but do not understand you.
There are tons of stories that you would love to share but the world around you is dominated by work and hectic and the need to earn a living and people do not have time to listen and some even feel jealous because they never had those adventures and the schedules seem all too full. Some are even angry at you.
And with a horizon that wide it feels hard to go back into a cubicle and it makes you anxious to live in such a world of 9 to 5 were the chains of society can make you feel claustrophobic, but everybody else seems to be fine and ok with it.
Adventure is something this world only knows from television or internet. All want their life to be easy and cheap and comfortable.
Once you realized that there is a Matrix and you stepped out of it for a while it is hard to unsee it.
So now I am looking for a job to pay my bills. I worry about health insurance and car and scooter and paying for a flat and food. My CV looks like an adventure novel and the rigid and beaurocratic german ways do not make things easier.
I will overcome all of this but will probably mostly look like a lion in a cage.
I will make it work, but often feel sorry for the mood I am in.
I will try to fit in even though I feel do not belong .
I know it is not them – it is me .
I want to belong and arrive and find love again, but here all I find is anxious people looking for security and love comes with a list of to do’s first . I would love to take the hand of a beautiful lady and show her the world I have seen, but I know that it will take time to be able to pay it and it would only be temporary before the claws of society drag me back into that cage and chain me up.
Traveling is not difficult, leaving and coming home is! Like getting a chewing gum out of your hair .
This world is not for Nomads anymore.
Yours sincerely
La Vida Vespa Nomad
(Just some wandering thoughts – no complaint ! I had the chance to live a dream and step out of the Matrix – Most people never will ! I am lucky, blessed and privileged that I could do what I did)
Vespa World Travel Packing

The perfect packing list for Vespa World Travel

Tips for Packing the World Travel Vespa

I have now been asked very often how the perfect Vespa Travel Packing List looks like . Many wanted to know what tools and spare parts or camping equipment I have on my long adventures.
There are two factions – the perfectionist type, who would have everything for the zombie apocalypse and the luxury child type, who talks about 3 underpants and a credit card. The truth is as always somewhere in the middle….

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Taking a break from being the Vespa World Traveler

Closing Chapters aka I give up!

I had a quite difficult time after my return from my Vespa World Travel. I have a really hard time adjusting to “normal” life again. Life as a Vespa World Traveler has been very different from what other people´s life looks like. No 9 to 5 work, preparing one big adventure after the other and always on the move!

What I did as a Vespa World Traveler

I have been a traveler since 2007 and lived in several countries since 2014 I traveled mostly on Vespa (50 countries/44 on Vespa):
  • 2014 I surrounded Europe on P200E (32 countries and 22450 km)
  • 2015 I Founded Blechrollerbande Kempten and organized club life
  • 2015 I crossed 10 countries and 1691 km in 24 hours on Scomadi 125
  • 2015 I also visited Elefantentreffen on Vespa and crossed 7 countries and 6000 km on P200
  • 2016 I did another tour of 6 countries and 6500 km on Bajaj 177
  • 2017 I organized Giro Germanica for kids with cancer 8290 km and 25.000€ Donation and directly afterward also in
  • 2017 I did a Coast2Coast of the USA 10.000 km 20 States

The absolute highlight and very hard and dangerous was the biggest adventure of my life:

  • 2018 80 DAYS AROUND THE WORLD ON VESPA ( 27.113 km in 18 countries on 3 continents) and afterward another 1000 km crossing the Iberian Peninsula from Spain to Portugal on a 50ccm.
  • 2019 I only rode and built my scooters a little and spent 10 months studying.
  • 2020 I improvised in plain Pandemic 3600 km in Ape50 from Portugal to Germany
  • 2021 I finally did 6300 km, Vespa Gentleman Giro, on 50 ccm ( 7 countries and over 84.000 € Donations + 1671 km on Vespa T5 from Barcelona to Kempten
More than 120.000 km just on trips in just 8 years.
I feel that I need a long break. I need to refill my batteries, and my wallet and re-invent myself. My Life was Vespa World Travel. I lived very minimalistic!
For the last THREE years, I lived, rode, traveled, and even still built Vespas with less than 25.000€. All together.

I am more than a Vespa World Traveler

People started to think that I am only able to ride Vespa and could not see anymore all the other things I am good at and that I do.
Nobody saw the languages I speak, the degree and qualifications I have. I am also a professional when it comes to Marketing and PR.
That created a long list of serious problems for me – Especially in Germany, where people believe that you ARE your job or that you ARE your money. Everywhere – Even at home or in job interviews I was just “The Vespa Guy”- Like Peter Pan on a scooter. The Job offers became ridiculous and on various occasions, people tried to use my reputation to their benefit for free.
I even think of selling most of my Vespas, Mopeds, my Van, and my Apes. They make it close to impossible for me to leave and I even had job interviews in different countries and consider moving. Every medal has two sides!
Under current circumstances, I am not sure that I will ever be able again to get back my Vespa “Rosinante from Russia and offered it to a Russian friend that currently does not have a scooter.

I hope to find a new Plan

I probably will not complete the missing two continents anymore, because I lack the funding to proceed!
I am very grateful for all the experiences and memories! It was a real rollercoaster ride! I don´t regret anything or any sacrifice! I hope that I can soon start another new chapter and eventually ride a little like a normal hobby rider every once in a while. At the moment I am documenting my Vespa World travel, my World Records, and my Charity Work here on this page for myself so I do not forget things. It also helps me to process a lot of the hard things that happened over the last 8 years. I lost a lot – Relationships, Friendships, the Feeling of Belonging and Family, Jobs, and Appartements. I start from 0.
I will get through this and like all the times before get out of it stronger, but for now, I don´t have the resources to continue the way I did the last 8 years.
Ride safe everybody and thank you all!
Markus

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About Solo Riding ! My Vespa Tour – My Adventure – My Peronal Growth

About Solo Riding!

My Vespa Tour – My Adventure – My Personal Growth

Yesterday I visited a friend and over coffee and a meal I shared a few of my experiences from my trips. I told her about obstacles and lucky moments when she asked:
And how many were you? Did you have a team?
I smiled and said: “No. I am not Ewan McGregor!”
I was planning my trip for over 3 years – all alone.
I was preparing my scooters and placing them in Utrecht and San Diego – alone.
I was injured, sick and wet and cold and happy and sweating and crying and laughing. But nearly all of the time – alone.
No camera crew, no support vehicle, no pillion or second rider, no logistical aid – Alone!
She was a bit shocked and said she nearly had to cry when she imagined that, but I explained to her:

My Responsibility – My Problem – My Decisions

In many situations, it is more difficult alone, but as well on many occasions, I was glad to not have the burden to watch out for other people’s safety or babysit a camera team.
I am not like others riding in a team where one motivates the other and takes care of things when one is injured or sick.
I take all the hard decisions by myself and that also means when I fuck up it is my responsibility. When I ride into the night on one of the most dangerous roads of the world down a mountain with hundreds of curves and 50 dark tunnels in a thunderstorm.
My responsibility.
If I decide to not see a doctor after I crashed and I hired my collar bone in Siberia and ride on pain killers for 3 weeks. My problem.
If I want a good picture and I stand alone in the deserts I have to first set up a tripod and a remote and place everything the right way. And I sometimes have to take the picture 3 or 5 or 7 times till it looks the way that I show it to you here because I don’t have a photographer or a videographer with me.
If I have a breakdown or a flat tire I better motivate myself or spend the night in a forest with bears or a desert or behind a gas station somewhere. No nice van to put my scooter in and ride to the next garage to get it fixed.

I was a lot faster and sometimes safer

But it is safer for me and it was faster because you do not have to take risky decisions together. Many times on my 80 days a second rider or a team or a van would have slowed me down and I would not have managed. Many times I continued riding into the night or storms to make a few more km towards my goal relying on my instincts. That would not have been possible with a team. As a single rider, you can cross borders swiftly and under the radar and get hardly ever stopped by police whereas a team or a convoy would attract much attention and hassle.

My Vespa Tour – My Adventure – My Personal Growth

There are a handful of other Vespa adventure riders that operate this way – alone.
That is a completely different story from having a nice Roadtrip.
Holidays somewhere with some friends with a team in the back.
Then it is easy to have perfect pictures and videos and a book and pretend it was an adventure.
But the real adventure is different:
  • Adventure is a challenge.
  • Adventure is overcoming fears and obstacles.
  • Adventure is personal growth.
  • Adventure is not a holiday marketing trip with friends and espresso and hotels and great food along the French Riviera.
  • Adventure means leaving your comfort zone.
  • Real Adventure also means the possibility to get injured or killed.
  • Adventure is not a holiday tour.
It is not an excursion along the Italian Coastline for a marketing video. It is not crossing America with a support van and a photo team for a book. That is fun but it is not a challenge or a risk that makes you grow.
You come home another person after months alone out there.
Do you think 1 or 2 or 4 weeks’ holiday does that? Well – No!
Have a great end of the year and a happy new year!
I hope we see each other safe and sound and with loads of adventure next year again!
Love
Markus
Me on Eleonore at Alvivo Headquarters
Me on Eleonore at Alvivo Headquarters

Day 1 of Vespa Gentleman Giro for Kids with Cancer

Day 1 Vespa Gentleman Giro !

 

Martina and me next to my faithful “Eleonore”

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday we had a nice evening with the Vespisti Böblingen, the Team of Alvivo, and my dear Martina Gödert with good food in the boathouse Böblingen. After a good night’s sleep in the hotel, we had a wonderful start event organized at the headquarters of Alvivo. In bright sunshine, we enjoyed cafe from the Ape, grilled Sausage served by some volleyball players, good music, and all in a great mood. Read more

If you want to ride a Vespa in 80 Days around the world

80 days around the world on Vespa

If one wants to ride 80 days around the world alone on a Classic Vespa it will be necessary to ride every day and hour that the scooter works. No Exception!
  • You will ride for many nights.
  • You will ride when it rains.
  • You will ride when it is hot (up to 46 degrees Celsius)
  • You will ride when it is cold (5-7 degrees Celsius)
  • You will possibly ride your Vespa when there is a Thunderstorm (Montenegro Mountains at night), a Typhoon (Vladivostok), a hurricane (Hawai and Virginia), or a Tornado (Kansas) coming your way.
  • You will ride through floodings, sand, construction sites, and other obstacles.
  • You will probably ride when you get ill ( Diarrhea, Cold, Bad Stomach, Bleeding hemorrhoids )
  • You will maybe ride injured after an accident ( Colar Bone displaced after a tire blowout)
  • You will maybe ride when your rain gear is broken or lost.
  • You will ride when your whole body hurts from 500 or 600 or 700 km the day before.
  • You will ride up to 16 hours.
  • You will ride after you barely slept.
  • You will ride when your bike does not work properly.
  • You will always ride and ride and ride some more even when it gets dark and your lights stop working.
You will always ride and try to manage that average of 350-450 kilometers or you fail the 80 days around the world!

Why?

Because you will probably break down a lot and lose days for repairs or wait for spare parts (6 days in Turkey).
You will possibly wait up to 5-7 days in the Harbour of Baku at the Caspian Sea because the ferry Terminal has no Time Table and the Ferry from Vladivostok only leaves every 7 days.
You will have 2-4 Planes to take and might miss 1 or it gets canceled.
You will have an unpredictable border or police controls where you lose hours or even days ( 4, 5, and 12 hours )
You will not be a tourist and do sightseeing.
You will constantly be improvising to solve issues.
It is a race against the clock and all the unpredictable things ahead will force you to constantly move.

Maybe you get lucky!

Maybe you also get very very very lucky and none of that happens – Maybe.
Then you still run the chance that an animal attacks you, a car crashes into your parked scooter, you run out of gas, a drunk driver nearly hits you. Possibly you simply drop the fully loaded scooter because you are drop-dead tired.
You might as well nearly crash into animals in the evenings (camel and coyote).
You might as well lose parts or gear that is essential on the way and run to repair or replace it.
Maybe a lot more things happen and that was just the beginning of the list.
Or it was just me.
But hey it is all part of the adventure, all part of the story and you will have a lot of them! From your 80 days around the world

Ups and Downs of Vespa Adventure Travel

Vespa Adventure Travel is full of Ups and Downs!

I had many many days that were total emotional rollercoasters.
Up: You ride through the beautiful French region of Camarque and watch the famous white horses and some flamingos standing in the marshlands. Your heart is singing with joy.
Down: Half an hour later you hear a popping sound in the middle of nowhere.  Your scooter stops and you have to camp out 3 nights on a french parking lot. It was a holed piston and you have to repair your scooter at night.
Down: You get into a very strong thunderstorm on a coastal road in Liguria Italy. The next moment your ass slides 30 meters over a roundabout because of oil and sand. This and the sun made the street slippery like soap. You survive with a few scratches on the scooter and your ego and a ripped rainjacket.
Up: 4 hours later you have a picnic on the French Cote D´Azur with a view of the turquoise Mediterranean sea.
Down: You have a soft seize upon arrival at a danish campsite. It forces you to open your motor and clean up the piston and cylinder. All the campers look at you like you will stay there forever.
Sun Vespa Denmark Bridge
Up: Next day you reach Copenhagen, get to see a mini scooter museum and get invited to a barbecue in the harbor and sleep on the big and beautiful sailing yacht “Good Enough” with a view of the opera house and get to know his fascinating owner.
Up: You have a sunny breakfast with friends in beautiful Biograd na Moru (Croatia) and start a ride to reach an event of Scooter Club Tomelloso (Spain).
Down: You have only 5 days to get there and after 100 km you seize your motor. It results in being towed on the back of a highway cleaner truck to a gas station where you spend the whole day repairing your piston and cylinder.
Up: A Slovenian truck driver donates you some sandpaper and a tool for the repair.
Down: You need to sleep the night next to garbage containers behind the truck stop.
Up: After 4 days of riding over 600 km daily through heat, strong winds, rain, and even hail with a rainbow you arrive in Tomelloso Spain. You were sleeping mostly in parking lots and roadside You get received like a hero by local Scooterists and Press. you get the chance to spend a fabulous weekend with great food, wine, and even a private tour of the city museum. And most important you make lots of new friends.
Up: You come into a gas station in Kansas and get invited to a coffee by some Harley rider. By coincidence, you see that a hundred miles south several tornados are about to merge but move south and you feel lucky.
Down: In the evening you realize in the middle of nowhere you were not lucky after all. Between a lot of cornfields with nowhere to hide ONE of those tornadoes decided to move your way. You get your butt whooped properly!
Up: It dissolves a few miles from you but the surrounding storm and rain force you to slow down to 30kms/h. Then your lights fail and a pickup driver saves your life by following you very close and blocking your back. He is giving you light with his big lights on the roof of his truck for the next 30 km. After one hour you reach a motel and safety.
But hey this is what Vespa Adventure Travel is about! Overcoming challenges, right?!
Ape Adventure
Let the adventure begin!

Start Slow Way Home – 3600 km Adventure with 50cc Threewheeler

Start to my Adventure Slow Way Home

A three-wheeled superslow adventure with an unmaintained Piaggio Ape50 with only 50cc

 

 

Let me l explain what Slow Way Home is about:

 

Ape50 on trailer

This is how I lived in Portugal

 

 

After my 80 days around the world on the old Vespa, I lived almost 3 months in my 30-year-old police van in Olhão in the Algarve. I had a great time and would have loved to stay longer, but I made the grave error to return to Germany for a woman. I lived in my Van and from time to time I went grocery shopping or to the laundromat in town which was 3 km away. Since I did not want to pack up the entire truck each time I need to go to town and the Vespa is too small for bigger shopping items like water I thought about a solution. There I spontaneously bought an Ape50 (Anita). The Piaggio Ape50 was forgotten on a farm for 16 Years and the farmer just want to get rid of it because his father died.

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Please ask the right Life Questions!

Whenever I am meeting people in normal life settings like parties, job interviews or simply in a bar and whenever I am NOT  traveling on Vespa they ask me similiar questions! It seems that in most people´s life these are the important questions:

What is your job?

What kind of car do you have?

Where do you live?

Do you have a house or a condo?

Do you have a company ?

Are you married ?

Do you have children ?

Are these the important questions in life ? At least in Germany it seems so.

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You would love to do what I do? No you dont !

Dreams and Sacrifices

A sentence I heard or read quite often lately :
“ I envy you and dream/ would love to do what you do !”
Mostly I smile and say: “ No you don’t !”
Let’s lean back and contemplate this for a moment.
People see my pictures with nice views, see my liberty to do whatever the fuck I want, see that others clap and show respect at the finish line, and see TV and Radio and Newspapers.

They want the fun but don´t want to lose anything!

They do not want to :
  • Lose several relationships over a project that takes years.
  • Loose Friends because of stress and jealousy.
  • Lose a lot of money.
  • Loose your flat and your job.
They do also not want to :
  • Be in life danger several times a day.
  • Not know where to sleep the same day.
  • Fall asleep next to their bike hungry and wake up freezing.
  • Not know what happens next week.
  • Have people that talk bullshit behind your back.
  • Ride thousands of kilometers with broken rips or dislocated collar bone.
  • Have a rash on your back from the heat and your blood in your stool and feet that need a medic after days and days of wet boots.
  • Riding in storms, at the night, and with no rain gear.
I could continue but you get my point. All this and more were necessary to complete this trip.
So no – you do not dream or want to do what I do – otherwise, you would!

A Trip around the world is no big deal!

Many people think that around the world has been done many times and that nowadays it is no big deal.
They are right:
Around the world – no problem
Around the world solo – no problem
Around the world solo without assistance – no problem
Around the world with a BMW – no problem
Around the world 2 up – no problem
Around the world on a Vespa has been done 4 / 5 times
Around the world, solo has been done 3 times
Around the world solo in 80 days on Vespa?
Exactly 1 fucking time in about 100 years of motorcycle travel and 75 years of Vespa. There have been even 650 people in space.
And most people even in Vespa Clubs have no idea because they only ride a little on the weekend or take weekend trips to Italy.
And that is ok. But do not think you have an idea what it takes!
Am I proud? Yes
Is it a big deal to me? Fuck yes!
Did it change my life? Of course.
Would I do it again? No doubt, but not with a time limit ;-)!
Next time maybe with 50cc and without a time frame to enjoy and indulge!

Vespa Long Distance Travel Adventures -I know you cannot relate and that is ok!

I know you cannot relate and that is ok!

I often notice that people can not understand my experience Living Vespa Long Distance Travel Adventures
As much as it is annoying to me and boring me it is clear why:
Vespa Crash in Siberia

Vespa Crash in Siberia

You can only really understand what you can relate to and have similar experiences.
I often wondered if I should stop explaining and stop talking about my experience but I also realized that I do need to do it to process it for myself. I also had some very hard and dangerous experiences that left some scars and reflecting on them in this blog helps me to stay sane.  I also need to stay connected with others.
80 Days around the world was compared to a European Vespa Holiday like an Iron Man to a 5K Funrun. It is like a skydive from the stratosphere to a fun tandem jump as a birthday gift. It cannot be compared and should not.
So when an Ironman Contestant and a Hobby Jogger are talking to each other they simply talk about two completely different things but they still stay connected.

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Long Way Round vs. La Vida Vespa

 

“Long Way Round” vs. “La Vida Vespa”

I never thought I would have to explain why there is no good comparison between Long Way Round vs. La Vida Vespa! I thought it would be clear to anybody why the two projects are nothing alike and have absolutely different dimensions, but I am often surprised by how little people can relate to the dimension of a project like “La Vida Vespa” and compare them – even Scooterists and Bikers!
And also even on Posts with over 5.000 likes and official media coverage I still had people saying strangeand stupid things like:
“You did not go around the world because you did not go to every country or every continent” or
“It was not long enough because the planet is 40.000kms” or
“I could have done if I would be rich!” or
“It is only a scooter!”

Bike Size Perspective 😉

So here is a bit of clarification:

  1. Around the world is a full circle around the planet going in one direction
  2. The world is 40.000 km on its Equator which is obviously not all on land so you need to use a boat or plane as well, but in my case, I decided to really ride the longest possible distance on each continent and only used a boat or plane where I could not avoid it.
  3. I am neither rich nor DID YOU DO IT 😉
  4. A small Scooter with a small engine is way harder because you ride way more hours for the same distance, and have bad breaks, and a shitty suspension.

Here is a comparison in Numbers of Long Way Round and La Vida Vespa :

 

Long Way Round      vs        La Vida Vespa

 

Bikes BMW 1150 GS    (new)   vs  Old Vespas Age  17-39 years old
CCM 1130  vs 125-177CCm
PS/HP 85 vs  average 7-9
Budget: 500.000 $   vs 25.000 € (5% of LWR)
Sponsoring: >100% vs 15%
Kilometers: 30.395   vs 27.113 ( 89% of LWR)
Continents:vs  3
Countries 9   vs  17
         Days: 115  vs 77+3 (70% of LWR)
KMS/ Day avrg : 264   vs  339 (128% of SLR)
Team: >9   vs    1
Support Vehicles: 3 (+Helicopter)   vs  0
Doctors:vs 0
Trucks used 1  vs   0
Filmstars: 1  vs  0
Riding Training: X vs  0
Camera Man: vs   0
Tank Size: 22,5l  vs  7-8l
Top Speed: 195km/h  vs  95 km/h
Logistical Support: X vs    0

So here is a resume Long Way Round vs. La Vida Vespa:

Long Way Round was a fully sponsored high budget movie production by 2 Actors with a big group for support and filming including technical and medical support. I rode without a support crew or logistical support alone 85% self-funded after I saved and planned 3 years. LWR was a film production that earned the guys very good money while not even paying for gear or bike while I came home broke and without a job or flat or a girlfriend.

I rode twice as many countries and 89 % of their distance on a vehicle with 10 percent of the power, half the fuel range, and half the wheel size and bad breaks. My daily Average riding km was 28% MORE on my Oldtimers than theirs on the brand new BMWs.
Long Way Round was a nice and fun-to-watch TV series and La Vida Vespa was the biggest life adventure of a nobody.
This is not comparable in any dimension or parallel universe but I showed a bit of data.
Around the world on BMW? Hundreds of people.
Around the world on Vespa? Documented less than 10.
In 80 Days solo? 1
Fun Fact: Even in space there have been 650 people so far! 😉
This was not written to criticize Ewan and his Project, but to give a bit of perspective to some critics, haters, show-offs, and jealous people. On this page, I want to show that even a nobody with a small wallet and bike can make his dreams come true and do extraordinary things with enough determination, skills, and creativity. Maybe this inspired some to follow their dreams!

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The dark side of the Vespa Adventure Travel Lifestyle

Good Morning Good People – I feel the need to clarify some things.

Lately I often got comments from people about my lifestyle cause they might think I am some sort of rich spoiled brat that just travels the world and has endless fun time and resources. This comments carry often a lot of envy. And many believe that my freedom only comes from money, spare time and lack of responsibility!

They consider me irresponsible or show envy and talk bad about what I do and how I do it. Mostly behind my back.

Well I am neither rich, nor spoiled. And I do what I like and how I like it and that makes me sometimes proud because :

Whatever I do I always give 110% and I sacrifice a lot ! I do things different and I do different things.

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Real Adventure after the Adventure

Spontaneous Crossing of the Iberian Peninsula / 1000 kms on a shitty 50 ccm Vespa

After my 80 Days around the world on Vespa, I visited Germany, then Ibiza and Mallorca. On my way back to Portugal I decided spontaneously to take a micro-adventure and bought myself an old crappy, unmaintained smallframe Vespa Pk50 for 300€ in a backyard at 10pm without tools, planning, camping gear …. It was a stupid idea, but stupid ideas sometimes result in real adventures:

 

Real Adventure cannot be bought.
Real Adventure cannot be consumed.
Real Adventure is not comfortable.
Real Adventure is not expendable.
Real Adventure can not be copied.
Real Adventure does not need Adventure Gear.
Real Adventure does not need an Adventure Bike.
Real Adventure is not accompanied by a tv crew.
Real Adventure always comes at a personal cost.
Real Adventure comes with the possibility to get injured or killed.

Real Adventure comes in all forms, and sizes and colors… but not from a catalogue.

It is a risky challenge that one lives through that widenes your perception and forces you out of your comfort zone and makes you improvise and let’s you personally grow. Sometimes that can be a painful and scary process and at times it can be dangerous.
Real Adventure is not a fucking holiday that you book and pay and that you repeat each year with your buddies. It is not to be found in a tv commercial and you cannot buy it.
It is a unique experience !
Real adventure possibly changes your life sometimes puts it even at risk and changes your world but it definitely touches your soul!
You might be freezing, sweating, bleeding, crying, laughing and swearing, but most definitely you will feel very much alive!
Find that in a fucking Travel Agency !? Or with a Tour Provider ? I don’t think so!
Go find it – thank me later!
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Golden Gate Bridge

Riding my Vespa in California – Big Bikes – No Balls – Coyotes and Jets

Riding my Vespa in California

Here is a little recap of the last 3 days  :
I am on Day 61/80 Days around the world and after totally more than 20.000 ridden km in the US, country number 16 on continent three.
On Scooter Number 2 (Betsy) a 150cc Stock Stella 2-Stroke I enter Nevada today and need more fresh music tips!
Kilometers that I have ridden on my Vespa in California and Nevada: 1250
Atascadero, Santa Cruz , San Francisco, Sacramento, Eureka (Nevada)

California Hospitality

I met John, an old-school Californian Scooterist, and some others in Santa Cruz after touring the most beautiful coastal road ever ( Highway 1 ) and he showed me his town, fed me, and hosted me! The next day we also rode along the Bay of Santa Cruz and into the mighty Redwood Forrest and stopped in front of a Bigfoot Museum. Then I left towards Scooter Center San Francisco where I needed my luggage rack welded and my back tire changed. It was a very friendly and warm welcome there! They did all that for free and put a bottle of Motul 710 and some Tacos on Top! What a nice gesture!

Big Bikes – No Balls

I continued to Golden Gate Bridge for photos where I met a bunch of Older Swiss Harley Riders. I rolled into the parking and greeted and 2 of the 6 approached me and I complimented them on their bikes even though I knew that must be rentals. They asked me what I do with that Vespa and I explained and they wanted a picture with me. A few minutes later I push my bike onto the boardwalk to take a better picture and another guy from that group asked: “You travel around the world in 80 Days with that?” and I answer yes. Then a loud old guy, wearing a Bandana and all in Harley Davidson clothes, from that group thought he can mock me and commented when passing:” With that thing, you won’t get from L.A. to San Franciso in 80 Days, “ I turn around and informed him that I had already crossed 2 continents and only have a quarter of my tour left. Later that day the guy who took my picture sent me a text with the picture “safe travels” and I wish him the same but add: “If the guy that bigmouthed at me earlier got balls I want to challenge him with a bet. 1000$ that I manage to finish what I started and he should put 5000$ cause he is the BIG guy with the BIG Harley, the BIG Mouth, and the BIG wallet.”
The friendly guy responded that he will forward my message – still have not heard anything ( guess no balls at all ).

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Day 52/ 80 Days around the world – Vladivostok

Here is a short video of my arrival in Vladivostok during my 80 days around the world on Vespa !

After 52 Days and 18.800 km, I waited there in a parking lot for some members of a Russian biker group that hosted me that night in their clubhouse!

Before I came to a safe and dry space to sleep I had to cross what you see on the following picture in the middle of the night:

 

 

Mud and rain Vespa crossing

Vespa in Bus stop in Siberia

Day 51/80 Vespa in Siberia – Storm, Accidents and Puppies

Day 51 – 19.08.2018 after 18.166 km

Fog and Rain and Puppies!

Trying to outrun a Taifun is not my brightest idea I guess but I need to arrive in Vladivostok before that fucking storm! Day after tomorrow my ferry leaves for Seoul and if I am not on board I am in trouble AGAIN. This means that I need to ride 630 km in hard rain and storm tomorrow!

This is me at a bus stop in Siberia. 5 minutes after this photo was taken, I was standing there naked, freezing, stomach aching over a pool of blood. Alone.

Vespa in Bus stop in Siberia

I was asked in several emails how I am holding up.

So here is a bit about my physical and mental state :

  • I have been stung 3 times by wasps and 2 times by bees and 28373527 times by mosquitos.
  • In the evenings I noticed swelling and tickling of my hands and feet from the riding.
  • My muscles are mostly very sore cause I barely have time to rest.
  • Due to those extreme long riding days in a row, I developed probably a small problem that causes blood in my stool, and during the accident, I probably dislocated again an old injury of my collar bone.
  • I also had some minor scratches on my legs and elbow from the fall and sometimes my back hurts a bit.
  • Mentally I had some low days when a lot of stuff went wrong but then again in nearly every gas station people are approaching me and giving me positive feedback.

 

  • All the messages from fans and followers also give me energy and for now, I am good, focused, and completely mission-oriented. The health topics are no biggies and can be attended to after I completed the tour!

How could all this happen!

What the hell was I doing here?
10 days earlier I had gone into a ditch when I blew a tire on a very bad country road and injured my collarbone. An old injury from military times was back. I drowned the strong pain since the fall in ibuprofen at the maximum dose to be able to continue driving.

Two days earlier I met a large family in a gas station. The nice Asian mother not only showed me a video of a big bear that had approached within 20 meters of her car but also told me that a typhoon was racing towards my stage destination Vladivostok. Since then I was racing against a typhoon in heavy rain and wind.
1 day before my rain trousers tore and I drove soaked because also the armor tape did not want to hold and I found no store where they could sell me a new one.
On the same morning at the breakfast, something was probably bad because I had the whole day already stomach pain to the shoulder pain in addition.
Finally, I had to stop at this bus stop because it was raining so hard that even cars stopped. After all, the windshield wipers were not fast enough.
So I was standing there wet and cold with a stomach ache and an injured shoulder at a bus stop in Siberia and suddenly I got terrible cramps and breakfast wanted to come out again. As you know, I always drive in overalls with a vest and rain gear to boot. In 30 seconds I had to get it out and let nature take its course at the bus stop. I looked on the ground and everything was full of blood. Either it was my stomach from the painkillers or hemorrhoid from 16 hours a day in the saddle of the Vespa for 51 days.

Doesn’t that make you want to give up?

That’s what some people asked me.
If you have given up your apartment, quit your job, left your girlfriend, and put in 3 years of preparation and 25,000€ to make a dream come true, with about 260,000 people watching live. Do you give up then or is there only 1 way? To the front!
So I got dressed again and continued towards the typhoon, towards Vladivostok. I rode towards the end of the continent to reach a ship that leaves only every 7 days. I needed to reach South Korea and get a plane to Hawaii. Only one day after the ship leaves, my visa would also expire and I would risk arrest at the border. So I better go full throttle again! Wet, cold but wildly determined.

Need to arrive, ship my bike in the morning, and by lunch board a ferry. I still need a huge suitcase or Ice Hockey Bag for my luggage.
I guess when you try something that has never been done then you better expect some pain and suffering. If it would be easy then everybody would try it!

 

P.S.: At a gas station stop I was playing and feeding some puppies that were just left there in a box. I would have loved to take them all with me, but couldn´t. Luckily later a guy showed up adopting most of them.

Puppies in a box

P.P.S: Meanwhile, I can smile about it again, because everything worked out and I was back in Spain after 75 days.
That was only one of the many, many things that can happen to you when you go around the world. You can never forget scenes like that. But it was all worth it.

Breakdown in a gas station

Day 50/80 around the world – Air Leaks, Hangover and Mafia Bosses

Day 50/80 around the world on Scooter
Countries 14
Kilometers: 17727

So after a good day on a Vespa Tour often comes a less good one!

Left this morning with a massive hangover because I gave in to great Russian hospitality. Loads of good food and I passed out and cannot remember anything after the second shot of Siberian moonshine! I continued my Vespa tour very early in the morning and all over the place were still passed out bikers laying on the ground. they did not even notice me leave the place!
I left town and all the time there was wind from the front that is already getting stronger and stronger because of that Typhoon that is heading towards Vladivostok.
After a few km, I had a soft seizure. I checked and saw the Spark plug was loose so I thought that might have caused it.
After a few more km it seized another time and the Spark Plug which was too rich all the time is now too lean again.
So I made it slowly into a Gas station and started checking the carburetor. tightened the Cylinder Head and the CDi was changed (maybe causes wrong ignition timing). In the process, I did the necessary oil change and cleaned all up. I figured that my exhaust might also be part of the problem. The SIP Road is battered from the many full-throttle km and does not hold properly anymore. I tried a fix with a cut Coca-Cola Can ( old school Classic ) and will check it again tomorrow.

Breakdown in a gas stationDrunk Mafia bosses and the second world war

I left the gas station after a very long conversation with a Russian Ex-Soldier / Mafia Boss. He arrived there in a black SUV with tinted windows and two bodyguards in the front with sunglasses. The little guy was very drunk and asked me where I came from and if I needed help. Unfortunately, he insisted to help me in any way because his grandpa had killed my grandpa in the second world war ( he believed ). In the end, he was happy to buy me a burger and a coffee. And I was happy when he finally left again. This all took 2 hours because he was very very persistent and his bodyguards looked quite grim. I did not wanna risk getting beaten up by them because of a fight with their drunk boss.
After a few km, I still noticed the motor not running well so I stopped again. I up jetted to compensate for the air leak and kept going.
After the next gas station, I noticed that my rear tire felt wobbly but before I could find a place to check, it blew out at 70 km/h. That was the third time in my life! This time I could avoid a crash but nearly swerved into oncoming traffic. So I unloaded the bike completely and put now a bad inflated Enduro Spare wheel and had to go superslow for about 60 km till I finally found a gas station with air. I carry a foot pump but that was not good enough to get the right tire pressure.

Flat Tire in Russia on my vespa tourEarly Stop with a bad sleeping spot

I had to stop for the day after only 290 km and sleep in a noisy gas station under a lamp. So I parked Rosinante under a Camera and rolled out the mattress next to her. It was necessary to sleep in my sleeping bag next to my scooter because I did not want to risk losing my tent if some drunk or armed person gives me trouble at the gas station. It was a bad night because I slept with one eye open all the time and there were loads of big trucks at that gas station refilling. I hope for a better day tomorrow. About 1100 left till Vladivostok and the Typhoon gets there Tuesday. Gives me 2 days with wind in the face to get there before the storm.
And another rattling sound came up just before the last stop. So tomorrow more maintenance. I hope it is not the seal on the rear bearing that causes all that. Keep your fingers crossed, please. I am soooo close!
Today would have been my planned arrival in Vladivostok but, my boat leaves on the 22nd if it can leave because of the storm.  If that fails, I have to fly out from somewhere else and then to San Diego. That is going to be a close call.

Day 45/46 of 80 Some days lost on Vespa in Siberia – without cell phone signal

Offroad – Fun Accident – Animal-Love – Great People!

or: Lost in Siberia on a Vespa without a cellphone signal!

Day 45 Chorinsk – Telemba
Day 46 Telemba Chita
So last day’s progress was good and I felt quite confident that I had now my pace and got adjusted to Siberia.
Then Siberia put up its sleeves smiled and said: Little Markus – now is the time for a classic proper ass whooping!

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Day 44 of 80 days around the world on Vespa

Day 44 of 80 :

Some moments you never forget, like this moment when you’re speeding down a hill at full throttle and crouched down, concentrating so hard on the potholes that you don’t notice the rusty, clattering minibus rushing 20 inches from your left elbow. The driver is looking you straight in the eye, grinning a fat grin with 3 yellow teeth and a gold one, and giving you a thumbs up while his wife is taking a video and his 4 kids in the back seat are just ecstatically cheering and waving.
Probably the loving father thought it would be a good idea and an entertaining highlight for his family in their otherwise rather boring backwoods life to scare a little scooter rider trying not to get run into the ditch by a big truck.
But then the adrenaline level drops back to normal and you smile because you survived another Russian road challenge 😂!

Then you come to a bend in the valley and suddenly the road runs parallel to the Trans-Siberian Railway and the goosebumps and joy you feel when by chance you are driving alongside this train at that very moment is hard to describe.
In Ulan Ude I tried to find the finish line of the Mongol Rally because I wanted to know if I was faster or slower than the teams with which I crossed the Caspian Sea. However, I failed in my navigation via Google to finish a race I never started. When I finally left the city, Google decided to send me down a back road, and suddenly I was all alone with no traffic in the wide open countryside. I was first delighted and then a little worried and it just had to happen! The road simply turned into a dirt road with deep sand and rocks. What was shown on the map as a national road simply turned out to be a dirt road. On the way down from a hill, in the soft sand mixed with stones, I almost fell.
I survived that too and found a hostel in a very small village where I might be considered the first German in 75 years. With a beer, a piece of bread and ham from the village store I sat then in front of the house with two drunken Russian truck drivers and I was glad that I may also experience the next day full of small challenges !

Day 43 of 80 days around the world on Vespa

Quote of the day :
Around the world in 80 days – how do you do it? Do you Tinder?

(Lesson of the day : I’m going too fast for Tinder).
I managed to meet today with 2 wonderful souls and members of the great worldwide Vespa community in Irkutsk Siberia – yes you heard right – Irkutsk has 5 Vespa riders! One of them is a young and very nice and cosmopolitan man and also a prosecutor in the city. He has been following me on Instagram for several days and contacted me not to miss the opportunity to have a coffee together. “Colorful people like you enrich our otherwise gray life here in the deep east.” Those were his words. Amazing! We met at a rest stop outside the city and he came with his girlfriend, a passionate photographer and owner of a gallery. We drove together a few kilometers to Lake Baikal, drank coffee, ate a good meal and had a nice chat !
And on the way we also met a couple from Czech Republic, who were riding a big motorcycle on Pamir Highway 🙂 ! We exchanged briefly, took photos together and then we parted ways again

P.S.: Day 43 ends at 15174 km and still about 3600 km to Vladivostok

Vespa Pirate flag Roadside

Day 40/80 days around the World on Vespa

80 days around the world on Vespa Scooter – Halftime

So it is half time now: 40 Days
I completed 14069 km so far with a total estimate of 27.000.
I am in country number 14: Russia
After I crossed Spain, France, Italy, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, Greece, Turkey, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Kasachstan.
Still have to get through South Korea, the USA, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, and France again and get back to Spain.
I have lost so far:
  • 1 Cylinder
  • 2 Clutch
  • 1 Rear Brake Hub
  • 2 Brake Shoes
  • 2 CDIs
  • 1 Clutch Cable
  • 2 Spark plugs
  • 3 Phone Headsets
  • a Motorcycle Jacket
  • used 2 Sets of Heidenau K58
Yesterday Rosinante and I lost some weight. I put the last set of tires I was carrying and also will lose the rest of the oil I also carried on the last 5000 km. I got rid of some stuff I do not need anymore. And today she also gets a last motor oil change.

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Day 36 of 80 days around the world on Vespa

August 4th, 2018

I can rest when I am dead!

That moment when you’re eating lunch at a truck stop and you’re dirty and tired and your whole body aches.
The last 3 days have been tough. I rode 1350 km on my Vespa and today I’m trying to pass Omsk.  Bumpy roads with lots of road works and a strong, very cold wind from the east blowing in my face all the time. The temperatures have dropped 25 degrees since Kazakhstan. The road and the surroundings are rather boring and uneventful. Swamps, fields, and forests alternate in a flat environment.
However, the people were very nice. I shared a meal with some truckers, got a bottle of home-distilled beverage at a gas station in case I got cold, and even the police who pulled me over today wouldn’t end up fining me (even though they were obviously chasing and pulling me over), but helped me figure out the best route to take.
Then I remember – I’m on a mission! This is no joyride and I knew it would be the biggest challenge of my life so far. I put in my headphones, put on my helmet, and sunglasses, put on winter gloves (yes I have those with me), and head out of the truck stop with AC/DC in my ears on Rosinante! Siberia is waiting.
Still 17 days and +-6600 km. My ferry leaves in 18 days and in 19 my visa expires.
I can rest when I am dead!

Day 31 of 80 days around the world on Vespa

I have slept very long today because was drop-dead tired and thank God I  have found a halfway decent hotel for 20$.

I  still run a bit late! I am now approaching the Russian border at Uralsk but the high temperatures of the last few days have taken their toll: I have a red, inflamed back from constant sweating, and I am also covered with mosquito bites and generally feel a bit down at the moment because I probably can not make up for the delay and I may lose Mongolia and then go directly to Siberia. The plan is 8500 km in the next 23 days to Vladivostok, where I should take a ferry to Don Hae. At breakfast, I finally decide to skip the route through Mongolia and move only through Russia because I’m afraid because of the lost days in Turkey to violate my visa and not get my ferry to South Korea. Also, I heard that during the spring many of the roads in Mongolia have become impassable because of flooding.

I met Silvio from Switzerland in the hotel and arranged to have lunch with him at 12. He was just on the way back from the Pamir Highway. We had a nice chat during lunch and he can not believe what I do on my “trashcan” there.

When leaving the city it was then already very very hot and after about 70 km there was suddenly a strange noise from the engine.

I immediately pull the clutch. It is immediately clear to me: Piston stick! From then on I was really wide awake. I let the engine cool down first and finally helped with the canister and octane booster. After about 25 minutes I start again, let the scooter run at idle speed, and hope it doesn’t jam completely. But after the fresh fuel and the additional octane (cools the combustion) ran my little Vespa again without problems. What a bit of luck. At all gas stations, you are asked where you are from and I have Google Translate already open to allow some small talk. Also, in every village and town, people look at me as if I’m riding into town on a pink unicorn. Vespas never existed in these regions and travelers from out of town only get through here with heavy and expensive touring enduros or off-road vehicles. I finally see the first trees after 1500 km and rode again until dark. The fat Kazakh in an old Audi 100 guides me to a hotel and suddenly something squeaks terribly and I get scared. Was that Rosinante? Luck had it were only the brakes of the Audi! Thought already I am that. The whole place is the purest dusty mogul track. The owner accepts no cards and sends me back to the town center because I have no more cash. Then I have a delicious dinner with soup and chai.

I end the day with Kazakh beer and chips before going to sleep.

Day 30 of 80 Days around the world on Vespa

29.07.2018

Important Life Lessons from yesterday night:

when a Kazakh road sign says danger ahead, they mean it! The beautiful road suddenly turned behind a bend into a sandy track with big rocks. And if there are camels during the day, you can almost run over them at night! I came with nearly 70 things over a slight hilltop and there it just stood on the road. Pretty indifferent. I, on the other hand, almost wet my pants because it was so close.
I started my day at 6:30 by loading the bike in front of a truck stop that could have been from the movie “From Dusk till Dawn” or the Hitchcock classic “Psycho” and am now riding my first few hundred miles before lunch.

Important life lessons from this morning:

1. Kazakhstan is really big and the distances between gas stations are really so big that you can’t make it to the next gas station with a full tank of gas and a spare can of 5 liters plus a 1-liter bottle.
2. always have your hose ready (not what you think).
3. a mouthful of 92 octanes is not an alternative to a good Cappucino
4. even if you sucked 3.5 liters of gas out of a truck, it won’t be enough to reach the gas station.
5. sometimes you repeat things until they work out

Day 3 of my Tour around the world on Vespa

Goodbye Spain! Hasta luego ! Gracias
After 403 km yesterday and the visit to Barcelona I spent the night in Tossa de Mar after I made a short round through Lloret de Mar for a cold drink.

In the morning there was a big spectacle as I started to stack my luggage next to the scooter in front of the hotel, just next to the breakfast terrace,  and then step by step load. One should have handed perhaps popcorn and beer to the People. In the end, they have even clapped as the “impossible” worked out and my scooter was fully packed and ready to go. I bowed out and drove off. Around noon I reach the border of France. I take a short photo stop and then quickly enter France.

I strictly follow the coast and then head towards the Camarque. Suddenly some things seem more familiar to me than I would like. Google Navigation has led me directly to St. Marie de la Mer. A tiny town in which I am stranded in 2016 once with a hole in the piston. I take a quick photo of the place, but with a queasy feeling I quickly speed on. Those were no memories I am fond of. I was stranded there for 4 days and 3 nights until I finally got a spare part and had to repair my engine at night on a gravel parking lot.

Now better continue briskly towards Italy along the coast! In the early afternoon, a truck cuts me and shows me then directly several times the finger. In France on the Vespa, this is, unfortunately, not uncommon with a German license plate. In 2014 just after the lost Soccer World Cup, a french family tried to ride me into the ditch and two kids showed me directly the finger from the rear window.

Later on the expressway, I had then strangely two misfires, but could not find a cause. Well, it is very hot and I drive the whole day at more or less full throttle. So far it was a total of 1450 km and 0 real problems!

I drive again until it gets dark. Unfortunately at Mallemort in the dark in search of a campsite my taillight fails. The Navigation asks me 3 times while I search the camping at the same spot to turn where the guardrail is pulled through. No joke. I capitulate and withdraw directly opposite the place in a field way and set up my tent in the darkness behind the bushes at the highway. Not overly idyllic, but I want to get off the road with the broken taillight. I fall asleep exhausted.
Keep your fingers crossed for me 🙂
Thanks to my Spanish friends for a great time, support and hospitality. Let’s see what France has to offer 🙂 !
Hello France! Bonjour!

Day 2/80 around the world on Vespa

In the morning first breakfast with Manu and then a meeting with some people of the city administration at the city hall for a short meet n greet and a photo. After that, he accompanied me for about 80 kilometers, had lunch with me, and gave me another tank of gas. I continued my way towards Barcelona along the wonderful coastal route and met a dear acquaintance at Plaza de Espana. Richie had been following me on Facebook for a few years and was eager to meet me. He came with Pedro one of the oldest Vespa riders in town and owner of a small but good workshop. We drank drove for a photo to the Sagrada Familia and had a drink next door in the pub where we were still randomly addressed by a Vespa driver from Cornwall. Afterward, he drove some kilometers with me along the beach to the north and we ate together in a beach bar. He did not miss the opportunity to give me some tubes of 2-stroke oil for the road. Towards evening I reached then Lloret de Mar and sat down still on a cool drink on the beach promenade, to look for me online a place to sleep. Camping was today none free and so I decided for a small pension in the neighboring town of Tossa de Mar. A round and successful day!

Day 1/80 around the world on Vespa

Day 1 : Madrid – Pedraza – Teruel – San Juan del Moró

Madrid – Kilometro 0

I started my day by waking up at 6 AM and having some cereal bar next to my Vespa in the Garage of the SC Madrid. I could barely sleep anyway because I was so excited. Today I should start the biggest and most dangerous Vespa adventure of my life so far. Probably not the best start to a 3 months hardcore race around the world, but both presidents had newly born babies at home so I decided to at least have a silent night. I did not know that the toilet flush of all 5 flats above the garage was running through that garage as if it was next to my bed!
Bed on Motorcycle lift

The “Bed” for my last two nights in Madrid

At 7 AM I started packing the bike. I was supposed to meet Santi from SC Madrid at the Train station and ride with him to Kilometro 0 at Puerta del Sol where the start will be with a big group of scooterists.
The official ceremony was busy and one guy even wanted my autograph. I thought he is joking and asked if Santi made a joke with me. Nope . he was drop-dead serious and had printed pictures of me to sign with him. I also gave an interview for a Spanish Oldtimer Magazine about the Intention to do 80 days around the world on my Vespa. Afterward, we went in a filmed Corso through the city, stopping for some coffee and snack.

 

Fully packed scooterist

Fully packed and ready to rumble

Pedraza

We then headed towards Pedraza, where some other clubs at the scooter rally Segovia wanted to salute me before I leave for the coast. I did not check before so I did not know that this Village was actually over 100 km in the wrong direction for me. Special Spanish Scooterist Humour! On my way there I had my first loss. A part of my luggage rack fell off so on-site I had to improvise with rubber bands that the group organized for me. We had a laugh about it.

My Farewells in Pedraza

The Clubs gave me a very warm welcome and banners, stickers, and such were exchanged. Some followed my trips since I started in 2014. I received a bottle of nice wine and whiskey for my trip. Not that I knew where to still put those bottles without damaging them.

 

My friend Santi with me in Pedraza

San Juan del Morró

Then I finally headed towards the coast in the east. I continued alone towards San Juan del Moro to meet with Manuel Martin Rubio and his lovely wife. They offered me shelter for the night. The day seemed endless because in the morning temperatures were still ok, but after lunch, it became very very hot. In the wide-open spaces around Teruel it became unbearable with all my gear.
Once I even ran out of gas just about 500 m from a gas station. I did not want to access my extra gas can so I pushed the heavy-loaded scooter up the hill. I was sweating like a pig. Due to the detour, my first-day ride was 675 km and 12 hours long. What a start.
I arrived a bit embarrassed at 23.30 at Manuels´house because I kept them awake that late. They had a nice meal for me and we shared one drink and then I found a comfy bed.
I needed that. What a first day!